19. The things they learn...

Robert had this really long balloon. While standing on the sofa, he was trying to hit the fan with it.

"Robert, stop or you're going to fall," says grandma.

Robert is still trying to hit the fan.

"Robert, stop it or you'll fall."

Robert get off the sofa, hits grandma on her legs with the balloon and says under his breath, "You idiot."

Whaaaaat???? We don't say "idiot" at home.

Later, as Robert was writing his ABCs he kept saying, "you idiot." I don't know if he meant himself. BUT if an adult at school, called Robert an idiot, and I hear about it, waterboarding will seem like a vacation.